Brazilian
Subject: Associated Press Release
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq today. To everyone’s amazement, all the color drained from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and quietly asked Rumsfeld, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”

July 16th, 2006 at 1:54 am
Lame