Militantplatypus

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<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

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<@Terror> “It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.”
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

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<Axe> I
<Axe> do
<Axe> not
<Axe> know
<Axe> where
<Axe> family
<Axe> doctors
<Axe> acquired
<Axe> illegibly
<Axe> perplexing
<Axe> handwriting;
<Axe> nevertheless,
<Axe> extraordinary
<Axe> pharmaceutical
<Axe> intellectuality,
<Axe> counterbalancing
<Axe> indecipherability,
<Axe> transcendentalizes
<Axe> intercommunications’
<Axe> incomprehensibleness.
<JediHobbes> woah
<JediHobbes> *blinks*

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<DemonEater> wtf
<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti— ooh bouncy

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#734797 +(5093)- [X]

<Malagmyr> This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
<Malagmyr> “In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
<Malagmyr> “However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
<Malagmyr> Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah….. right….”
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#188572 +(4611)- [X]

<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

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