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8 new games this week, check em out!

GAMES

It is called Kakuro. It seems much tougher than Sudoku, but I am sure that I am just missing some logic in solving it.

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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?

Response:
*If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.*

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He’s had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian,
doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Response:
*
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
*

Question 3:
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:

• 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
• 7 have been arrested for fraud
• 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
• 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
• 3 have done time for assault
• 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
• 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
• 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
• 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
• 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…

Response:
*
Can you guess which organization this is?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
*

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Citrus Trumpet – used for juicing citrus

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more to the point, could you?

There was a death in my family, so I will not be posting this week.

8 new games this week, check em out!

GAMES